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Theres a slogan that Glaswegians use when talking about Edinburghs world-famous joie de vivre: Edinburgh! A castle, a smile and a song...One out of three isnt bad. Edinburghers retaliate by talking of why all the Wise Men come from the East and all the cowboys from the West. So we have the Far East, the Wild West and an apparently unbridgeable gulf in between, usually called Falkirk. These are the jokes, the songs and the stories of why citizens of these two great cities would rather take Osama bin Laden home for tea than a Weegie or an Edinbugger, citizens of no mean cities though they be. Except, of course, traditionally, there is no request to tea in Edinburgh, more of a statement delivered without a question mark, as in Youll have had your tea. And pal is the unfriendliest word there is in Glasgow. When a Glaswegian asks, Ur you lookin at me, pal?, you would be very naive indeed to think of it as a question or that the deliverer is intent on making friends. It is, in fact, a statement meaning something like, Unless you come up with a smart reply sharpish, Im going to attempt to remove your head from your shoulders with any weapon that comes to hand. Or my teeth.Theres nothing rational about it. Weegies know that all Edinburghers are just poncing about all day pretending to be flowers and waiting for dark to get up Calton Hill because, without exception, they like their vice versa. And Edinbuggers know that, in Weegie families, father, mother and sister often dont add up to three, but that they do keep their chibs sharp, whatever a chib might be. There are hard hits from both sides, sharp jibes and bludgeoning diatribes, but its just friendly rivalry really. To use the double positive negative, a figure of speech unique to Scotland, Aye, right.